Alohamora....Why hello to you too, kind sir.: I'm a Hectic Mess

So my life has been a hectic mess. Don't get me wrong though, I love a good mess. I've been knitting like a mad woman, spending time at my new apartment with my roomies (Surrah and my gay boyfriend). I worked at le MOA a past weekend and had a splendid time. There was a lot of Stella Artois involved and interesting conversation. We will leave it at that. Now that I'm back in the suffocating arms of the dorm, I have been creating my own sweat shop. During the week my life isn't super interesting. However, I like to party it up on the weekends. This past weekend I was invited to a glorious dip party. I made a s'more dip that was a hit. This party was the best thing that ever happened to me however, I think I gained about 80lbs. This weekend also consisted of margarita nights. I bought the best bottom shelf tequila available and some mix and had margs with Surrah, le gay boyfriend and Big Red. We got a little cray cray. I turned into my alter-ego which surprisingly turned into a reverend much like Al Jackson. I think I might have said, "The whores will go first!"? I'm not sure though. Surrah and I also took a trip to Eden Prairie for le doctor. We stopped in le Target which was the first mistake. I bought 2 pairs of shoes totaling a whopping $30. We then tried to find a delicious place to eat and Siri was being difficult to so we decided on Kona Grill. It was a lovely place and had the BEST BATHROOMS EVER! So classy and mucho delicioso. Sunday became a day of homework. Monday and Tuesday was knitting. Now I've got a snow day and cleaning to fill my life. And that's all folks. Ta ta for now.