Describing Farts

I've learned today while hanging out with my dear friend Surrah that there are some words that can be used to describe farts and others that are maybe not too friendly. I'm compiling a list at the moment. Please enjoy:

Decent:
- Crisp
- Bubbly
- Squeaky
- Butt Slapper

Clear out:
- Sticky
- Crispy
- Chunky
- Creamy
- Wet
- Moist
- Damp

That's all for now.

I'm a Hectic Mess

So my life has been a hectic mess. Don't get me wrong though, I love a good mess. I've been knitting like a mad woman, spending time at my new apartment with my roomies (Surrah and my gay boyfriend). I worked at le MOA a past weekend and had a splendid time. There was a lot of Stella Artois involved and interesting conversation. We will leave it at that. Now that I'm back in the suffocating arms of the dorm, I have been creating my own sweat shop. During the week my life isn't super interesting. However, I like to party it up on the weekends. This past weekend I was invited to a glorious dip party. I made a s'more dip that was a hit. This party was the best thing that ever happened to me however, I think I gained about 80lbs. This weekend also consisted of margarita nights. I bought the best bottom shelf tequila available and some mix and had margs with Surrah, le gay boyfriend and Big Red. We got a little cray cray. I turned into my alter-ego which surprisingly turned into a reverend much like Al Jackson. I think I might have said, "The whores will go first!"? I'm not sure though. Surrah and I also took a trip to Eden Prairie for le doctor. We stopped in le Target which was the first mistake. I bought 2 pairs of shoes totaling a whopping $30. We then tried to find a delicious place to eat and Siri was being difficult to so we decided on Kona Grill. It was a lovely place and had the BEST BATHROOMS EVER! So classy and mucho delicioso. Sunday became a day of homework. Monday and Tuesday was knitting. Now I've got a snow day and cleaning to fill my life. And that's all folks. Ta ta for now.

Man at MOA that decided he didn't want to carry his 

purchase so he attached it to his beltloop....

 When did Wal-Mart get classy?

LOTR Pez Dispensers = AWESOME!

 Story of my life Kona Grill...

Have you read my diary?

 The Kona Burger of deliciousness!

 Step 1: Take old man sweater

Step 2: Wear rolled skinny jeans

Step 3: Accessorize with awesome pumps and large neck piece

Courtney Chic Completed

 The Dips....Not even all of them. Pure epicness.

 Me and my marg. So happy to have tequila in my life,

Getting comfortable.

 Maybe too comfortable?

 You're pretty....

My beautiful knitting machine <3

 

 My knerd knit! So impressed with myself :D

Fail.

So it's been awhile. I'm going to try to update you on my life that I may have left out. I have been around living life in the fast lane at school. Most of the time I've been making a couch my home at my ginger's residence. I've visited a beautiful Twin Cities with my gay boyfriend to buy a beautiful knitting machine and yarn that I am now not even going to use for awhile. I have also visited Rochester's wonderful Ginny's Fine Fabrics and died because I can't afford such beauty for the time being. After Ginny's with my lovely Surrah, we went to Outback in memory of Helena Bonham who is off in Australia...the real outback. It was the best and worst place ever. Food was great...outcome after....not so great if you know what I mean. Anyway, Last weekend I was asked to be a model dresser for the Pardon Fashion Show. I was happy because I was able to go for free instead of paying $15-$20 for a ticket. Awesome! Anyway, it was amazing. I felt so cool being backstage. I looked pretty baller if I might say so myself. There was so much nerd going on too. It made my insides happy. And Surrah did such a beautiful job! Now, I'm just catching up on my life. I'm working this weekend up at the lovely Levies with the hipsters j'adore. I can't wait. Now I'm off but will leave you with some pictures to wet your appetite:

Proud new parents....guns and trucks...lovely

Is this a watertower? Rochester's giant Corn....

New old record...Christmas Dreaming - Frank Sinatra <3

Outback Bloomin' Burger

 The models backstage at Pardon

 One ginger, Surrah and myself

 My old kittens!

 The Gingercorns!

Pardon stage!

 

 Le model

And I've been drinking :/

Damn corporations.

So I finally went to the doctor today after being sick for over two months straight. Now I'm sitting in Walmart longer than I was at the hospital waiting for my prescription to come in. I should have just gone to Walgreens but they don't have benches. The same commercial keeps playing over and over as well. I think I have it memorized now.