I'm the missing 8th Dwarf

So I'm back working at Levi's. Boy, I love me some retail work. I'm not scheduled to work much; hopefully that will change in the near future. Levi's has some cool kids working there and they are almost a second family to me. It's also allowing me to start some new business ventures. The hipster cowboy and I are starting a magazine thanks to el senor. Get ready for it because it's going to be awesome. Think of cynical people writing about things that everyone thinks but never say outloud. Yep. Pure awesome.

So it's the New Year. Apparently I only have until December 21st, aka ze end ov ze vorld, to complete all my life goals. I'm not even going to be able to graduate from college. Damn Mayans. Making my life complicated.

I'm going to throw out a premature apology. My computer has seen better days. For now I'm a nomadic blogger; using random people's, aka my family's, computers in order to do my bidding. But I will try my hardest to make everyone, aka Surrah, updated with my life in a timely matter. And I am off. Hitting up a Target (in a French accent of course) or two. Au' revoir my fair readers.