My shit gone cray!

I've been a busy little bee. And by that, I mean I've become a mad woman. I finally saw my friend Surrah after a long separation. We reunited with a bottle of bubbly that made us bubbly...and by that I was being classy and only burping that would make a man proud to not be dating this. Since the last chime-in, I've also gotten a dream of mine to come true. This dream would involve drag queens. I had a wonderful donor that allowed me to be outrageous with the entertainment. To say the least, I may or may not have shimmied in their face, made them take a dollar out of mouth and got my face straddled all for a dollar. It. Was. AWESOME! I also got a challenge accepted by completing all my garments for the fashion show with lovely models. They are fantastic for having to put up with this craziness. 7 pieces, 2 days. That shit cray. I've finished my weekend class leaving a majority of my life on the weekends free (minus the fashion show which everyone needs to attend! minor plug). I've continued my ridiculous obsession with Savers. I really don't think I can get enough of that place. I revisited one of my favorite places in Eau Claire, InfiniTEA, with my gay boyfriend. Here I found the BEST TEA EVER! It is Blood Orange flavored and I of course purchased a few ounces. I just have to make my own teabags now :D Yesterday I helped model for a friend's photo shoot. I'm throwing out a delayed apology. I suck at modeling. I don't think I'm photogenic. I am lucky on occasion. Or rather, the photographer is lucky on occasion ;). And now, because my life is amazingly entertaining, I return to knit. However, before I go, I give you these to wallow over: 

 The woMAN that straddled my face....

My beautiful models after so much work!

Why didn't I get this? 

It would have been a beautiful addition to my place.

 Creepy bunny baby?

 EVEN CREEPIER!

Hmm...hour lunch during weekend class?

Yes, I will drink to that!

 

 So many choices. So little time.

#teasmells

 InfiniTEA <3

 We gotst our tea! So purdy!

Yummy Blood Orange

 My beautiful Teapot short and stout :D

Stout is looking mighty fine!

I've decided I'm lame.

This weekend was Easter : : cough : : Spring Holiday : : cough : : at Le Stout. I however, did not get to go home because I was on dutes in ze dormz. It was probably for the best because I actually got some shit done! One thing I did was finally clean the disaster zone that is my room. It's amazing. I have carpet that I haven't seen in awhile. I also got rid of so much shit that I don't want/need anymore. It's crazy. I also got some work done and tried not to procrastinate so badly. I ended up sleeping last night which is a miracle because a project was due today. I do however, still have way too much to do still. Tomorrow the fashion show garments are due and I only have 2 of my 7 pieces completed. Everything is at least started just not finished...oops. It should be relatively easy though. : : knock on wood : : I'm excited to see what will happen. I got to hang out with le soul sister again. We spent a wonderful evening in a coffee shop and she made me dinner. I love it when people make me dinner. My lovely Cat Lady and I also spent most of Friday in Eau Claire before our chains tightened. I bought so much yarn yet it is not enough. I am turning more into an old woman every day. I love it. I'm ready for this week to be done and the weekend to start. This week will forever be my torture weekend and I can't wait for that first nap after. It might begin at 5pm and end at 9am. Not to shabby.

 I'm glad they make goldfish with smiles. 

I wonder if I can get a bag of just that....

Yummy. Rice, Chicken, Bell Peppers, Broc

Wine and Soy Sauce - Heaven

Staff Bondage?

Margaritas are going to be the death of me. For some reason I feel the need to want to continuously drink them. Don't get me wrong, I LOVE me a good marg. Most of staff and I went to the ever famous Applebee's to get some drinks and half-off apps. Nothing like a little trip to the classiest restaurant Menomonie has. Anyway, I ordered myself some Pomegranate Margaritas and had a great time. We had lovely conversation that always turned out to be more sexual than necessary. Go figure. We have decided that I am definitely the poster girl for being a classy lady : : hint of sarcasm in voice : : I've actually been told I am a man (both gay and straight) trapped inside a fabulous female body.  What can I say, I'm the best of all worlds ;). 

For the more productive side of me, I've been trying to get a lot work done so I don't kill myself mentally. I knitted a very adorable baby HP sweater last night. I want to steal a baby just to make them wear it. I've also been sewing like a mad woman. Due to this, I have completely ignored my room which doesn't really shock people. It's a terrible sweat shop situation. I've lost a lot of contact with the outside world. There's only so many Law & Order SVU marathons that you can watch.

 Can't get enough...

 Looks so tasty!

Limp stick?

Baby Potter! <3

 Baby Potter Deux!

I love me some Tso's Tits

So. I've been really productive. I'm rather proud of myself. I had 15 hours of weekend class talking about Sourcing, Logistics and Costing. It's actually more interesting that I thought it would be. YAY for that! I also denied my friends my presence in order to get some patterning for the fashion show done. I also got 2 garments sewn and fitted. Super proud mama right now. In more fun news. I finally showed myself out in Menomonie. I was able to hang out with my spirit sister Angela. We finally got to converse about our lives and then continued to get drunk. I've become a beer good which is great because its significantly cheaper. Woodchuck is a new favorite of mine. (Promo: 2 for $1.50 on Saturadays at The Market! Hell yeah!) Anyway, we had a great night that ended up with Jeff's in our faces! Sunday morning I went with Ms. Republican and Surrah to go fabric shopping and thrifting. My two favorite things! I got some purdy fabric for the fashion show and some zippers and yarn. Lurve it. Afterwards we stopped at Target and I only spent $3. Proud again! Before thrifting we decided to indulge ourselves in some Jade's Garden, "The fanciest Chinese restaurant I've ever been to. I wonder if they're hiring" : : said in my best gay man voice : :! Anyway, it was amazeballs. Such good food. I was getting goosebumps from some of the food I was eating (aka the sugar donuts, General Tso's chicken and the crab ragoons)! So yummy. After gaining about 32lbs, we decided to go try on clothes (bad idea) at my favorite shop, Savers. I found a dress and a beautiful (never worn) vintage blazer. I also stumbled upon a vintage Singer sewing machine that was a wopping $10! I of course purchased it to decorate my apartment next year! Can't wait! It was a glorious day/weekend. I even went to bed early last night. I was actually in bed by 9pm to watch Mad Men and then fell asleep at about 10:30pm. It's amazing what I can do when I'm actually productive. Why haven't I started this earlier in my life?

Pictures for your enjoyment:

 Angela trying to multi-task

Did someone propose tonight?

 

 Sad because it's not going to last? Aka 5 minutes later

Hmm...A field of wacky inventions...Sounds lovely

 

The story of my China visit

My Chinese orgasm:

Crab ragoons,  General Tso's and sugar donuts <3

My vintage singer!